Chairforce
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Captain Dubs 3 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30pm 
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Pope Francis 7 May, 2022 @ 8:16pm 
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durks 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36pm 
This is a gamer with a low sense of morals and ethics. This is a gamer that decides to spend his time in the popular team-based first-person shooter game known as Counter-Strike: Global Offensive™ to obstruct the peace within the game, by team-killing (the heinous act of purposefully lowering your own teammates health to the point of death, blocking (an act that makes traversing the map difficult) and being immature in the game's chat. I come home from a long office job at work with a dishonorable manager to come home to my small apartment in the slums of the ghetto, to support a family composed of a hateful wife and ungrateful child whom I know for a fact isn't mine, no matter what the :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: DNA tests say, to have respite by playing the popular team-based first-person shooter game known as Counter-Strike: Global Offensive™ only to have the only positive remaining aspect of my miserable life squashed by this gamer.
Chairforce 9 Feb, 2019 @ 6:13pm 
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CrossCapture 18 Nov, 2017 @ 8:56am 
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