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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 10:05am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 6:55am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 6:47am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 6:54am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 10:13am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 4:58am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 4:54am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 6:43am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 9:49pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 11:12pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 11:59pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 12:58am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 5:00am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 8:25pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 10:08pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 10:48am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 8:12am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 4:46am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 8:27pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:17am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2019 @ 6:44am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 4:22am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 2:18am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2019 @ 5:25am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:13am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 12:21pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 10:55am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 10:09pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 3:39am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 3:44am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 2:02am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 7:26am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 4:28am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2017 @ 7:30am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2017 @ 5:54am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 10:09am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 10:57pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 9:56am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 7:42am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 12:27am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 4:56am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 7:17am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2019 @ 7:24am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 4:48am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 4:56am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2019 @ 5:05am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 4:01am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 5:22am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 5:27am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 5:12am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 9:59pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2019 @ 5:45am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 6:25am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:38am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 10:54am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 7:25am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 4:51am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 3:25am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 3:54am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 3:41am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:22am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 3:53am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 7:13am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 5:01am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 4:39am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 3:11am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 3:04am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 1:03am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 6:42am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 4:26am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 12:05am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 3:41am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 3:03am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 11:12pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:14am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 11:00pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 10:44am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 6:06am



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)