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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 10:05

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 6:55

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 6:47

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 6:54

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 10:13

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Obținută la 19 dec. 2019 la 4:58

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 4:54

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 6:43

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 21:49

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 23:12

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 23:59

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Obținută la 18 iun. 2017 la 0:58

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Obținută la 20 iun. 2017 la 5:00

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 20:25

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 22:08

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Obținută la 20 iun. 2017 la 10:48

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Obținută la 18 dec. 2019 la 8:12

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Obținută la 23 iun. 2017 la 4:46

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 20:27

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Obținută la 26 febr. 2023 la 2:17

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Obținută la 17 dec. 2019 la 6:44

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Obținută la 18 dec. 2019 la 4:22

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Obținută la 22 iun. 2017 la 2:18

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Obținută la 17 dec. 2019 la 5:25

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Obținută la 23 iun. 2017 la 2:13

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 12:21

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 10:55

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 22:09

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Obținută la 23 iun. 2017 la 3:39

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Obținută la 18 dec. 2019 la 3:44

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 26 iun. 2017 la 2:02

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Obținută la 18 dec. 2019 la 7:26

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Obținută la 19 dec. 2019 la 4:28

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Obținută la 21 iun. 2017 la 7:30

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Obținută la 31 iul. 2017 la 5:54

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Obținută la 20 iun. 2017 la 10:09

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 22:57

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 9:56

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Obținută la 16 dec. 2019 la 7:42

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Obținută la 18 iun. 2017 la 0:27

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 23 iun. 2017 la 4:56

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Obținută la 16 dec. 2019 la 7:17

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Obținută la 18 dec. 2019 la 7:24

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 4:48

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 4:56

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Obținută la 17 dec. 2019 la 5:05

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 4:01

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 5:22

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 5:27

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 5:12

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 21:59

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Obținută la 17 dec. 2019 la 5:45

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Obținută la 16 dec. 2019 la 6:25

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Obținută la 23 iun. 2017 la 2:38

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 10:54

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Obținută la 16 dec. 2019 la 7:25

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 4:51

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Obținută la 19 dec. 2019 la 3:25

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Obținută la 23 iun. 2017 la 3:54

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Obținută la 19 iun. 2017 la 3:41

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Obținută la 26 febr. 2023 la 2:22

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Obținută la 19 dec. 2019 la 3:53

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Obținută la 16 dec. 2019 la 7:13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Obținută la 20 iun. 2017 la 5:01

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Obținută la 20 iul. 2017 la 4:39

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Obținută la 22 febr. 2023 la 3:11

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Obținută la 24 febr. 2023 la 3:04

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Obținută la 26 febr. 2023 la 1:03

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Obținută la 1 mart. 2023 la 6:42

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Obținută la 20 iul. 2017 la 4:26

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Obținută la 20 dec. 2019 la 0:05

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Obținută la 22 febr. 2023 la 2:26

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Obținută la 23 febr. 2023 la 22:52

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Obținută la 23 febr. 2023 la 22:24

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Obținută la 24 febr. 2023 la 3:41

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Obținută la 24 febr. 2023 la 3:03

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Obținută la 23 febr. 2023 la 23:12

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Obținută la 25 febr. 2023 la 23:49

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Obținută la 22 febr. 2023 la 2:14

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Obținută la 23 febr. 2023 la 23:00

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 10:44

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Obținută la 17 iun. 2017 la 6:06



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)