I thought he was a cheater but this picture says otherwise:
http://i.imgur.com/jso4u8s.jpg

savage

You'll never be the man your mother is.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.
Do you realize that people just tolerate you?
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
Dude stop acting like a girl. My bad, forgot you are one!
What doesn’t kill you…disappoints me.
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother, if she's still alive (Hope Not)
I’d slap you but that will be animal abuse.
If I had a penny for every brain cell you have, I'd have nothing.
I KNOW WHY YOU LOOK LIKE A HORSE, BECAUSE I SAW YOUR MOTHER GRAZING IN THE FIELD!
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
You have the perfect face for radio.