I thought he was a cheater but this picture says otherwise:
http://i.imgur.com/jso4u8s.jpg

savage

You'll never be the man your mother is.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.
Do you realize that people just tolerate you?
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
Dude stop acting like a girl. My bad, forgot you are one!
What doesn’t kill you…disappoints me.
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Which ♥♥♥ position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother, if she's still alive (Hope Not)
I’d slap you but that will be animal abuse.
If I had a penny for every brain cell you have, I'd have nothing.
I KNOW WHY YOU LOOK LIKE A HORSE, BECAUSE I SAW YOUR MOTHER GRAZING IN THE FIELD!
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
You have the perfect face for radio.