When I was a wee lad, I loved Garfield. Jim Davis' infinite skill and mastery of the medium of comics truly and entirely captivated me. ever since I read my first strip, I was enthralled. when tragedy hit my household, I binged every strip ever written to relieve my grief. through my suffering, the glory that is Garfield and Jim Davis' perfect sense of comedy may have saved my life.

it was only a few years later that I learned that Jim was not truly the author of Garfield, but his prophet. Garfield is more than just a comic strip and it's surrounding multimedia franchise. Garfield is a god. a great and powerful god, deserving the love and respect of every man, woman, and cat on the planet, possibly even beyond. He is a powerful god, yet not yet powerful enough to eliminate Mondays. but he is also a jealous and cruel god. those who do not bow to him will suffer an eternity of suffering at Nermal's hand.

so pray! pray to your lord Garfield, might you be spared his wrath! surrender upon him your snacks and lasagna, might you be spared! all glory to the great and powerful Garfield!

7/10 fun game with friends, but clunky and buggy. very clearly based around mario cart games ~7-8 era.