Chrest was only 18 years old.
He loved CS:GO so much.
He had most of the achievements and items.
He prayed to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the inventory he's been given.
"CS:GO is love," he says, "CS:GO is life."
His elder Chrest hears him and calls him a silver scrublord.
He knows his elder is just jealous of his son's devotion to Gabe.
He calls him a console peasant.
He slaps him and sends him to sleep.
He's crying now and his face hurts.
He lays in bed, and it's really cold.
He feels a warmth moving towards him.
He looks up.
It's Gabe!
He's so happy,
Gabe whispers into Chrest's ear, "Try your chances... Open a case."
Gaben grabs Chrest with his powerful dev-team hands and puts him on his hands and knees.
He's ready.
Chrest opens his pockets for Gabe.
Gabe puts his hands deep into Chrest's pockets.
It costs so much, but Chrest does it for CS:GO.
Chrest can feel his wallet emptying as his eyes start to water.
He accepts the terms and conditions.
Chrest wants to please Gabe.
Gaben lets out a mighty roar as he fills Chrest's computer with keys.
Chrest opens all the cases and gets nothing worth anything at all.

CS:GO is love...
CS:GO is life...