Recent reviews by Isaac Clarke

KIlled 21 Canadians as a Russian in the name of acquiring more syrup for the motherland.

10/10, would kill more canucks for syrup again.

lightsabers

Game is still in development, but it still is fun especially if you have played the SH series. Happy Hunting Seawolf.

It that clown had called in sick after an all night bender, Ethan would never had been divorced.

It's just Tomb raider with lightsabers. The first and last sections are the best. But the other 17 hours is you just going back and forth climbing around the 4 available planets. Buy it with a 75% discount if your a hardcore Star wars fan, otherwise PASS.

Bought it for my 9 year old. Better than Disney movies.

Obsidian should have made this one. ♥♥♥♥ this game. I have tried multiple times to immerse myself with the vanilla version but it's more bland than a bad porno. BTW, I tried it with tons of mods as well, and the mods don't really help. Oh, and ♥♥♥♥ THIS NEW DIALOGUE SYSTEM, it doesnt matter what you choose because they all have the same path. Graphics are nice, untill you look closer and realise Fallout 3 had better textures. It looks cartoony, way too much color for an area of land that got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuked!!!, just look up pictures of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, after they got fried. That's what these games should at least try to look like. It doesn't have to be exact, but ♥♥♥♥ me Bethesda, is this a 1950's cartoon IM watching! DAMMMMMMMMM! ANDDDDD after all this it still has glitches and bugs which is expected, so good job Bethesda by delivering the one thing we can actually count on which is the bugs. THANKS!!! ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS BETHESDA YOU STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dam that felt good to get off my chest... well I'm gonna stop waisting HDD space with this piece of ♥♥♥♥, and garbage can/♥♥♥ dumpster of a game.


~ LtFranz

Ahhhhhhhhhh, Alien: Isolation, the place where my manhood goes to crawl in a hole and die.

My original review was very positive, after Take Two interactive shut down OpenIV, ♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME, ♥♥♥♥ ROCKSTAR, AND SUCK MY BALLS TAKE TWO!!!

~ Lt

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