Recent reviews by Isaac Clarke

I don't understand the hate for this game. It's Fallout but better. Better path-finding, more quests, larger map, some QoL improvements. Play it with the Restoration Project mod though. This also provides more value to the game. Including being able to run the game in 1080p without making everything super small.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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NGL, it's kinda nice to just sit back, relax, and only use my right hand for something actually productive.

Daddy likes wh**** because they do what mommy won't! - Some kid in a Novigrad street market.

Best DLC ever. I got to leave a review before the content even existed.

Biggest issues I have are the melee / combat systems. You will die a lot (even on minimal security) not because of a skill gap, but because the combat mechanics just don't really work if there is any situation beyond a 1v3. It does get easier though as you gain more weapons / upgrades and just get used to the combat system (Minus the bosses, you still die a lot against them because they are bullet spunges).

Story is very lackluster. I didn't start to get invested until the final 3-hours of gameplay. Also, Dead Space 3 level cliffhanger at the end of the game. (I was very disappointed during the end-game credits)

GRAPHICS / PERFORMANCE

After the patch late Friday, I had relatively stable FPS on Medium preset, and no Ray Tracing. HOWEVER, I still had massive stutters and frame drops as low as 2 FPS. Check my profile for PC specifications. My hardware is above the recommended on the games store page.

BUYER BEWARE

This is a linear "action sci-fi horror" game/cinematic experience. IT IS NOT DEAD SPACE!

Buy it on-sale is my recommendation after paying 70 USD $$$.

Also, may want to wait until they fix the stuttering issues more, and clean up some graphical bugs I saw as well / other glitches (randomly disappearing enemies, the save system issue, et cetera...)

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }--- NOTE: Game is "difficult" only in that the melee system is janky.
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☑ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10


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I had this on the PS3 back in the day as a kid. Never had the guts to beat it. I'm now 24 and was finally able to play it all the way through. I'm so proud of myself!!! Nicole was by my side cheering me on the entire playthrough. Would highly rec...

Just like my non-existent girlfriend would say... "Don't stop!". Keep pump'in em out Sony.

IM ON FIRE!!!!!!!!... SAVE ME TOM CRUISE!!!

Game suddenly won't launch from the menu. Also, my save is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gone. WTF IS THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EA!