To yall

Hi, friend. Thank you for checking in with your biggest friend. I unfortunately will not be returning to your website any time soon, for I have found my God. She is in my head, and affecting my heart. She brings me everything I've ever wanted, including but not limited to: Joy, depression, warmth, increased energy, the shakes, participation in formication (it doesn't hurt as bad as it looks), and lowkey illegal activity, which makes me feel like a real badkid. Yep, cocaine is for me, and so I shall no longer be needing you.

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