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Morgit the fell dingus

Pat McCrotch

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Ahoy, digital denizens and pixelated pals! Welcome to the enigmatic vortex that is my Steam profile, where the lines between reality and virtuality blur like the graphics on a PS1. 🎮🌀

First off, let me flex a bit: I'm not your garden-variety gamer. Nah, I'm the Tony Stark of Steam, the Beyoncé of Battle.net , the Cardi B of CoD. I'm the guy your mom warned you about when she said, "Don't talk to strangers online." 🌟🔥

Now, hold onto your RGB-lit gaming chairs, because here comes the lore drop. I hail from the mythical realm of "GitGudistan," a place where Mountain Dew rivers flow and Doritos spontaneously generate in your hand. 🌈🌍

But let's not forget my pièce de résistance, my magnum opus, my Sistine Chapel of gaming: my max-level Warlock in WoW during the Wrath era. Decked out to the brim, baby! I was the guy who made Arthas cry and beg for a nerf. My Warlock was so OP, it made Chuck Norris consider rerolling. 🧙‍♂️💥

And don't even get me started on my K/D ratio in CoD MW2. Ah, the good ol' days, where the chat was so toxic, it could melt your face off. Kids today couldn't handle those lobbies; they'd need a "safe space" faster than you can say "tactical nuke incoming!" 💣🎧

Ah, but I digress. You're still here, aren't you? You've fallen into my narrative black hole, a never-ending loop of cringe and edginess that you can't escape. It's like the "Rickroll" of Steam profiles. 🌀🎶

So, why are you still reading? Looking for a point? A moral? A lesson? LOL, you must be new here. This profile is like a David Lynch film directed by Tommy Wiseau—confusing, unsettling, and so bad it's good. 🎬🤷‍♂️

Smash that "Add Friend" button like it's a quick-time event in a Telltale game. Or don't. It's your life, your choices, your branching dialogue options. 🤝🔘

Game on, or game over. The joystick is in your court. 🕹️🎾

P.S. If you've read this far, congrats! You've unlocked the cringiest achievement of all: "Why Are You Like This?" Welcome to the club; we've got jackets. 🏅👕

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Morgit the fell dingus 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:01pm

LOL, just re-read my own profile and I've gotta say, I'm even more amazed by my own genius. It's like staring into a mirror and seeing the Mona Lisa, if the Mona Lisa was a max-level Warlock with an insane K/D ratio. 🎨🧙‍♂️ #SelfLove #WhyAmILikeThis

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