Lady expectations,
Will clean up my vomit while I'm at the pump
Will go inside gas station and get me the good snacks
Will sit in my car parked at pump 7 listening to radio head w/ or w/o me
Will let me drive home from pump 7 after vomiting myself sky-bound
NO. FAT.
Will remove any stray rats from my peanut butter
Will let me get the last hit on the Ender Dragon

What to expect,
The finest selection of Jams and or Jellies
Cleaning up a lot of my vomit from roadside gas stations and or in-between keyboard keys
1 TF2 Key per day per satisfaction served payment