Recent reviews by MizerMalice

this game makes not only my ♥♥♥♥ throb, but my balls also

in its current state it lacks a campaign or anything resembling a full product but whats available at the moment is very impressive so far

i wet into this game years ago excpecting what they showed at the e3 presenation, while they were somewhat close, it doesnt excuse the stupid ass decision to include dying light points. You guys can go ♥♥♥♥ off while i play genuinely fun games that isnt just a ubisoft farcry sim with ♥♥♥♥ parkour. Suck a fat one techland, youre no longer a publisher or developer that i will buy from

ill get you spida man

kalvin is providing me with infinite logs to fulfill my sick compulsion to build

i cant stop playing dmz mode please help

Index user here, can confirm that gripping is broken

There’s no ability to physically crouch as the height is locked on to what you set it as.

Also why are people spamming positive reviews, I get you’re excited but most of you guys haven’t even played the game yet. Probably haven’t even unlocked the campaign tbh.

Once I figured out how to unlock the campaign, I played through about an hour of it and…

Yea it’s the same ♥♥♥♥ different thing, I got a damn headache realizing that I just paid $40 for another physics puzzle/shooting gallery a la boneworks. Graphics have increased marginally.

The tac run is straight up not fun but it’s probably more so for people to brag about their times

Parkour is also just… ehh

This all could be attributed to the fact that the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grip doesn’t work for index controllers so maybe it’ll be more fun when they fix that

Overall just mid unfortunately, guess it’s back to Pavlov vr

uhhh ♥♥♥♥♥ uhhhh yea

not as good as knack 2

i built a city after funding it with blood money that i earned by killing innocent aliens/spacecrafts 10/10