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MORAL KOMBAT!
In the near future,courts of law go super fast
There's no jury,just a judge
Gotta win in three days max
My name is Phoenix Wright,and I'm an ace attorney
So grab a seat, groove to the beat, and join me on my journey
I live in California,and by that I mean Japan
Got a suit of blue,a big red tie and hair like Gemini Man
So cute and charming (MURDER!)
Zany,wacky,jokey (DEATH!)
Yeah,I meet all kinds of weirdos on my justice-seeking quest,
The dudes are total ♥♥♥♥♥,and the ladies have big breasts!
♥♥♥♥♥!BOOBIES!♥♥♥♥♥!BOOBIES!
Uhh...boobies?
My name is Phoenix Wright, I'm a semi-decent lawyer
With the help of magic stones and my hot/dead employer
So court is now in session, Judge Santa Claus presiding
Pressing and presenting, I will find a resolution,
My client isn't guilty, which I'll prove with my defense,
So now all I have to do is choose the perfect evidence,
Here we go!
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
Guilty!
OBJECTION (Nope)
TAKE THAT!
Not guilty!
obviously
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