MeanMachine
=TAO=MeanMachine   United States
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Summer Sale 2024 - Foil 3+
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Megsterrz 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:45am 
My fortune cookie from Guan Long said "the man who catches a shrimp in the bathtub shall know good fortune until sunrise." didn't you catch a crawfish? does that still count?
Megsterrz 4 Mar, 2024 @ 4:27pm 
damn. we were so excited to have dinner while bowling. but jeff got so high that he used our blooming onion as a bowling ball and now we're banned from the bowling alley. what are we going to do?
Megsterrz 8 Feb, 2024 @ 2:23pm 
if you see Freddy on Union Ave, turn left. When you pass the baked honey ham place, turn left again. Don't stop walking until you see the big blue port-a-potty. Say 3 hail mary's, then look in the bowl. If there's a turd, you are saved. If not, you're screwed.
Megsterrz 26 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38pm 
saw a guy dunk his head in the cheese crock at fuddruckers. he then proceeded to dunk his "other head" into it. let's just say he can't get within 200 feet of a school now.
Gord the Milker 15 Jan, 2024 @ 7:07pm 
I've got 16 ounces of pork chop just sitting on the counter waiting for you to get home.
Gord the Milker 3 Jan, 2024 @ 7:39pm 
I went to the meat market, asked for the pork sausages and the guy at the counter started swingin' em around like nun chucks and slapped me across the face with em.