MeanMachine
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Megsterrz 24 aug 2024 om 9:45 
My fortune cookie from Guan Long said "the man who catches a shrimp in the bathtub shall know good fortune until sunrise." didn't you catch a crawfish? does that still count?
Megsterrz 4 mrt 2024 om 16:27 
damn. we were so excited to have dinner while bowling. but jeff got so high that he used our blooming onion as a bowling ball and now we're banned from the bowling alley. what are we going to do?
Megsterrz 8 feb 2024 om 14:23 
if you see Freddy on Union Ave, turn left. When you pass the baked honey ham place, turn left again. Don't stop walking until you see the big blue port-a-potty. Say 3 hail mary's, then look in the bowl. If there's a turd, you are saved. If not, you're screwed.
Megsterrz 26 jan 2024 om 15:38 
saw a guy dunk his head in the cheese crock at fuddruckers. he then proceeded to dunk his "other head" into it. let's just say he can't get within 200 feet of a school now.
Gord the Milker 15 jan 2024 om 19:07 
I've got 16 ounces of pork chop just sitting on the counter waiting for you to get home.
Gord the Milker 3 jan 2024 om 19:39 
I went to the meat market, asked for the pork sausages and the guy at the counter started swingin' em around like nun chucks and slapped me across the face with em.