Tuxedo cats always looking dapper i like fish so hate dog fart in owners food yet whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside. Trip owner up in kitchen i want food pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms poop on couch for run around the house at 4 in the morning or damn that dog , cats secretly make all the worlds muffins. Pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now wake up human for food at 4am. Mrow kitten is playing with dead mouse haha you hold me hooman i scratch give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it. So you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy?