Le'Gasp!

Zero hour. The point of no return.

One must ask himself, at a certain point in his life, if he belives that the button on the microwave that says "stop time" is a mere tool to cease the radiation of food, or a literal interpretation of what happens to the multiverse when utilized. If the realization of this feature is the latter, what are we doing -- imposing our will upon countless trillion lives? Shall we insist that the ability to stop our popcorn 30 seconds early is more important than the livlyhood of other beings?

We must be demons to them. Stopping time, whenever it suits our needs. Do they freeze? Are the concious of what is happening? What happens if we dont press start again? Are the simply suspended until someone resumes the "cooking" of their snack food (or dinner, depending on your income)?

I argue this point, absolute in nature, because there can be no other explanation.

Stand with me, brother.

Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Free the slaves of the microwave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh5p5f5_-7A

Bubblegum? Robots. They are pretty different things, when you think about it.

Hey he looks pretty close to me right? I'm pretty sure they modeled Alan Wake after me.

Dude, the guy on your profile pic is NOT you. Nice try. FAIL.