What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass,

lmao

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate airpods, its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying how i cant even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pair them to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laptop so i can relax and binge watch some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tv shows. after 18 hours of my finger getting sore of pressing that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ button on the back of the case i finally pair them only to realize their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ battery life is shorter than how long i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ last while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. the next day im on the subway to manhattan and im just listening to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mac miller (rip) and i get up at my stop and leave the train and for no god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ damn reason my right airpod falls out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ear and into the gap and gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ run over by the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ train. literally none of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problems wouldve happened if they just kept the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cord nobody was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complaining about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cord you greedy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ apple ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. airpods are literally steve jobs raping us from the grave