"Ahe," pronunced ah (like open mouth for dentist) he (like he, male subject), is a phrase uttered by Canadians of The Wild to indicate stress or discomfort. It is usually accompanied by broken English, which from now will be described as "Canadian". When Canadian is spoken, it either contains nothing but pure hate and anger, or extreme levels of stupidity. Sometimes both. Canadians have a long life span, usually dying around 23. Long by prehistoric standards, I mean. The oldest canadian ever recorded was 40, they died by using a firearm that did not happen to be on safety as a fleshlight. The culprit was their unaware dog who pressed the shotgun's trigger, resulting in their death from bleeding out. Poor ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Don't be like canadians.

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hi

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I knew you'd give away your location if I let you think you escaped. I'm comin for that ass.

I met this dude on r6, he was pretty chill, I decided to carry him to diamond, we got along pretty well. But it all changed 7 months ago, where we decided to meet for a drink. It was all good fun until he drugged me, threw me in his 240k race car, and drove me to his farm up in the mountains. I woke up blindfolded and his fist was up my ass. He's sexually abused me every day since then. I can't even feel it anymore. 12 days ago, I escaped but i'm now lost in the woods, there are dangerous animals everywhere, and i'm typing this from my phone in a cave. I believe I am in Canada. HELP