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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 25.1 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52am

Early Access Review
While it was a game I could beat in its entirety in one no-life game session, the game has a very satisfying loop that hooks you in and makes you forget to eat lunch. The game starts the runs (at least the first few) fairly slow, and I can say with honesty that it almost made me go "Is this it?" Then about 10 minutes into the first run, the game suddenly forces you to turn into a beyblade to escape with your life. As you get more and more comfortable with the different weapons, you'll learn some neat little secrets and "synergies" between the trinkets and weapons, making EVERY weapon highly usable. Anytime I picked up a weapon I didn't go "Well this run is bricked," instead it was "Oh my god if I can find this one trinket I'm gonna shred 'em."

Is the game worth 3 doll hairs? Are you second guessing purchasing because the game looks like it is running on an SNES? Do you wanna mindlessly kill literal hundreds of thousands of bats, skeletons, zombies, mummies, snot monsters, and gorgons to get every achievement like the achievement hunting little boi that you are?

Then buy the damn game, it's 3 doll hairs. It's worth it.
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