In order to write this review I had to join the military and sign 37 permits to ensure I would not say anything slanderous to our glorious democratic way of life. It is of my own free, democratic will, that I ask you to join me and spread this freedom to other planets across the galaxy. LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY!!

(Failure to join the military and spread democracy will result in charges of treason, and these charges are punishable by death... would you like to know more?)

In order to write this review I had to join the military and sign 37 permits to ensure I would not say anything slanderous to our glorious democratic way of life. It is of my own free, democratic will, that I ask you to join me and spread this freedom to other planets across the galaxy. LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY!! (Failure to join the military and spread democracy will result in charges of treason, and these charges are punishable by death... would you like to know more?)