Dew it! Did You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water"