The voluptuous blond was chatting with her handsome escort in a posh
restaurant when their waiter, stumbling as he brought their drinks,
dumped a martini on the rocks down the back of the blonde's dress. She
sprang to her feet with a wild rebel yell, dashed wildly around the table,
then galloped wriggling from the room followed by her distraught boyfriend.
A man seated on the other side of the room with a date of his own beckoned
to the waiter and said, "We'll have two of whatever she was drinking."
🤔
When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at
you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.
-- Linus Torvalds
😩
"Eureka!" -Professor
"Did you build the Smell-o-scope?" -Fry
"No. I remembered that I built one last year." -Professor
😯
If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
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Ну лан Поверю)

nu bratan eto 4isto skill xD i vezenie)

У меня подруга играла против тебя я тебя чекнул подозрительно играешь канешно

4e dalbaeb wtoli?

+rep топ дядя