Excuse me sir/madam. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Gabe Newell Almighty? Its not too late to be saved, just convert to the right faith, for it speaks the truth. For He is the most merciful, most kind, most generous, doesn't He deserve our worship and dedication?

He gave us steam "Steam is a free online service offered by Valve, Almighty" (Steam user agreement 1:5)

He gave us summer sales " Thou rightous well be prized by summer sales" (Steam user agreement 12:14)

He gave us Half Life " Thy game is perfect, created in 3 portions, Half life thy believers is what They deserve, with the third part yet to come when all has stopped sinning" (Steam user agreement 7:15-18)

Now alot of you are asking me if Lord Gaben really exists how come we don't have Half life 3, and even some of you have took to making fun of Him and Valve, saying they can't count to 3, Valve forgive you. This is His true test for your faith, its His promise in heaven, we'll all get to play Half life 3 eternaly!

Don't doubt, BEIEVE!