So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

I'm 73! I was introduced to the website by my grandson who wanted me to do a question and answer here but I told him it was unlikely anybody from his age group read my books. I don't post all that much, and a lot of the conversations go right over my head I must say! However I do find the whole concept of the website very intriguing. I think if it had been around when I was young I'd have turned into a "neckbeard" too! It's great what you kids are doing and it's nice to visit from time to time to see the kinds of discussion going on about authors I read when I was a younger man. Sometimes I hear the same kind of opinions about certain authors that I heard when I was in my twenties! Anyway I saw this discussion and thought it would be quite funny to tell everybody how old I was .

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