Recent reviews by blue crook

needs more guns

So how do I start this... (garrysmod player since 2009, played on a different steam account then lost it at a young age)

Oh god, 5231 hours later and I'm giving a review. Can't believe I didn't do this earlier.

Garrysmod is a game in which you create your own scenario; there isn't any rules or limitations to what you can do (at least in singleplayer, don't rdm in DarkRP lol).

Most of my time was spent in singleplayer, doing what almost anyone else does: stupid ♥♥♥♥. I'm talking about the fat gabens running around and BBQ'ing them with a flamethrower, and shooting melons with M4 rifles that try to attack and kill you.

GMOD 12 was the ♥♥♥♥ for a long time, then came GMOD 13. I thought everything would come to an end because, there was no toybox, and almost every GMOD 12 addon broke. However, the opposite has happened, and I started to realize that pretty fast.

When Garry switched to the STEAM Workshop, I saw huge improvements in what was avaliable to me. I noticed that I didn't have to manually go to a website and drag + drop files. Plus, if something broke my game I could just disable or uninstall it with the click of the button.

It brings tears to my eyes when I see all I've done in this game.

You may look at me and say, "Gee, 5231 hours, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addict" To that I'd say, you're probably correct. This addict has found more pleasure in that 5231 hours than he has in almost any other game.

God, I just wish I discovered the game yesterday so I can re-experience it all over again.

So go ahead, the game is what you make it! Buy it! You will not regret it.

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DayZ is a game in which the devs promised something that they never fulfilled. This game still in Alpha nearly 3 years later since their initial release.

60 minutes in and its already as stupid as I thought it would be. $60 down the drain and here you go into some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ laggy Gameplay. Also, no survival mode? No thirst/hunger/sleep? Not being able to smoke cigarettes, STILL?

Wow, and you call this game awesome

Looks like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.