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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,452.8 hrs on record (610.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 7 Feb, 2020 @ 10:09pm

Back in 1972 I was homeless, but after spending $1200 on a pc at a japanese internet cafe I managed to find this game. I learned how to become a master criminal and rule over the underworld. After 14 hours straight of playing I was kicked out for peeing in the chair after 43 1/2 mountain dews. ThEY DIDN"T EVEN LET ME TAKE MY DorItoS. I then started to put my knowledge to work and 4300 bhopped into a bank heist where I shot all the criminals and stole the money. I hopped onto a nearby jetbike (Stealing IT) and rode to my cardboard house. I then bought a cocaine business and became successful. I wanted to share my cocaine with the world. I am Pablo Escobar and I got my start with GTA 5.
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