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It sucks that todays society is so different that there's legitimately good reasons to not want men to masturbate freely in public because nowadays it means you're probably a dangerous weirdo instead of an enlightened free spirit. They should have some kind of formal test set up where you are thoroughly interviewed by a panel of scientists, philosophers, nobel laureates etc. and if you are the .01 percent who meets the criteria of being a true modern day philospher and gentleman you are given a special glowing e-bracelet so that if you are in public and are struck by a sublimely erotic idea you can freely explore its possibilities in your mind with no care to your ephemeral worldly surroundings. Instead of being horrified at some random dude jacking off in a mall food court you could just hold up your glowing wrist and everyone would smile solemnly and feel priveliged to be allowed to witness a great mind at work.

I sexually Identify as a Billy Herrington. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of wrestling over the gym floor dumping hot sticky loads into big buff leatherheads. People say to me that a person being a Billy Herrington is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m injecting steroids to get the necessary physique, 18+ inch biceps and a 12 inch white snake in my pants. From now on I want you guys to call me “Billy” and respect my right to fulfill your DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASIES. If you can’t accept me you’re a Herringtonophobe and need to check your gaimuchi privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.