or my rum

-rep NEVER get this person in your ship's crew; can't even tell the difference between a quarterdeck and forecastle. IMMEDIATELY walk the plank if spotted. Landlubber behaviour all around, I wouldn't even share my hardtack at this point.

-rep I met him when I hired him as my designate drunk driver. One night I called him while completely sober asking him to get drunk and drive for me. So naturally we ended up having sexual intercourse. While in the action of love this man didn't even have the common courtesy to give me a reach-around. It still shocks me how much this man lacks etiquette. You have to think, if he couldn't even have the decency to give me a reach around, is he reliable enough to hold the door open for you? Or even pull out a chair for you to sit in? Absolutely ridiculous.

Hello gamer, I wish you good luck in your travels

monk

mungie