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10 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
- Got game as a gift, I never bothered to buy it because I was apprehensive about it.
- Fired up the game.
- Launched a Custom Skirmish
- All units T-Posing at the start of the game.
- Learned that all the Lords and units are basically the same. Only unique thing are the units the lords prefer to use and their "keep".
- Placed stockpile, granary, and market.
- Sold all my goods besides my rice and wood.
- Bought a bunch of wood and some stone.
- Placed down a bunch of houses, my armory, and a barracks.
- Placed a bunch of rice.
- Auto sold rice
- Became the richest lord in no time at all.
- Built mass crossbowmen.
- Learned that there is no attack-move command in this modern rts so I had to spam patrol like I am playing broodwar or age of empires I.
- Steamrolled my enemy AI who could not capture a warlord because they bugged out.
- Questioned why this is a castle game when you don't need any wood, stone, metal, weapons, or walls.

I do not recommend this game. It is just a skin-pack for stronghold crusader II with what feels like racist stereotypes for voice acting and no attack-move command. Stay far away from this.
Posted 5 December, 2024.
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1.8 hrs on record
My mom got me this game as an early Christmas present because she knows I am a huge fan of the series and similar things like MTG Bloomburrow and Armello. I stopped playing once the game auto-unstuck me when I jumped in a bush and caused my progress to reset after finding a barrel of corn. Like actual corn-on-the-cob, in a game set around 14th century in an English countryside. It feels like the devs did no research for the time period.

Good:
- 2D Art

Average:
- Voice acting is alright, similar quality to standard ebooks.

Bad:
- 3d models have muddy textures and are ugly to look at.
- The level design is subpar.
- This game has a horrible scent mechanic that blurs the vision and makes it hard to see.
- 3d Models are not properly made, many things have holes.
- Trees around the environment are floating.
- Actual corn-on-the-cob in a 14th century English countryside. (Same with the potatoes but some recipes in the official Redwall cookbook does call on these.)
- Takes too long to reach the actual stealth sections.
- You burn your paws on the zip-lines instead of using a device to go down them.

Overall:
The game feels like it was made by a team with little talent and time. Stuff like floating trees and burning your hands on the zip-line makes it seem like there was no passion. Having actual corn-on-the-cob as an official thing now in Redwall is genuinely horrible and would probably have Brian Jacques rolling in his grave. I was really hopeful for this game but unfortunately it is an awful addition to the Redwall franchise.
Posted 5 December, 2024.
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45.3 hrs on record
Now this is a fun game, I highly recommend it!
Praise the Lamb!
Posted 4 September, 2024.
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51.8 hrs on record (32.7 hrs at review time)
Amazing game, just as I remembered it but even better with the reworked graphics, god powers, and stats! Hopefully they keep updating it! Also remember if you do pvp, 60 population by 6 minutes or you will have a tough time winning.
Posted 4 September, 2024.
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115.0 hrs on record (48.4 hrs at review time)
Offensive "GG" player with his full board of tokens and 2 mana summoners vs my 1 nazgul. 10/10 would path of peril his board to a rage-quit again.
Posted 23 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
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0.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I got this game as a gift from a friend and I was really wanting to enjoy it, but I don't like all the hand holding/forced to build in a certain order. I tried to beat the second level and can't, even after 3 tries. I have played SC2, every single age of empires game, almost every stronghold game, and element tower defense 2... yet I cannot beat the second level in this minimalist (honestly to a detriment) game. I really wanted to like this game, maybe if I could upgrade my buildings when I wanted too and place them in locations that I want; I could have a better experience, but for now no... I do not recommend this game, wait for reworks and balance changes, or get Stronghold Definitive edition for a more balanced and fun castle building experience. I do want to return to this game when it is fully released, but for now I will be waiting for Manor Lords.
Posted 20 April, 2024.
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40.5 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
The Day Before but an actual open world MMO. No Zombies but it is essentially a great third person open world shooter as far as I can tell.
Posted 12 December, 2023.
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239.8 hrs on record (230.2 hrs at review time)
Runs better, looks better, and plays better than the new stronghold titles(also isn't pay to win). A timeless classic...
Posted 15 April, 2023.
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16 people found this review helpful
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156.5 hrs on record (150.1 hrs at review time)
TLDR: Great game, plagued by horrible content drought and no gameplay patches/reworks for items and heroes.

I have been playing this game for years, I love this game to death and I wish I could recommend this game. The game has interesting mechanics, character customization using rings and trinkets, along with the cards you get via rng. The multiplayer is fun (assuming you can even find a game), the single player is fun even if most of the games result in prestige victory. Sadly this game suffers a lot from a horrible content drought, and the devs basically said "We heard your feedback, and we decided you all don't want new content". So the game is in maintenance mode, and will more than likely become abandonware after the multiplayer patches. With no hint at a sequel or DLC launch, this game has become more stagnant than Overwatch. I recommend this game for people who just want a fun little tabletop game to play by themselves to pass the time. However, you should not get this game if you are expecting consistent multiplayer games, new content, or reworks/patches for heroes and items.
Posted 26 March, 2022.
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56.0 hrs on record (38.4 hrs at review time)
This online poker game has a lot of charm, and has far more innovation over the world series of poker app. Plenty of customization, and a thriving trading community for various skins and tables. The special chests and hourly drops make the game even more enjoyable. It is also a blast to play with friends. I recommend the game if you are looking to just burn time playing poker. Just stay away from the low buy-in tables, as your global rank will tank quickly due to everyone going all-in nonstop.
Posted 25 February, 2022.
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