Our Gaben in heaven,

hallowed be your game,

your Deck kingdom come,

your Half-Life 3 will be done,

on Steam as in Valve.

Give us today our daily deals.

Forgive us our backlog sins

as we forgive those who Epic Exclusive against us.

Lead us not into free game temptation

but deliver us from evil Epic Game Store.

For the kingdom, the power,

and the glory are yours

now and for ever.

Gamen.