So I was driving on the weekend and found a woman by a bridge on a motorway, who was about to jump. I got out of the car to ask her what was wrong, and she told me she wanted to sudoku. I asked her if I could have a blowjob before she sent herself to the other realm, and she said yes.

It was the best blowjob of my entire life and asked her why she didn't wanna live anymore with those kinds of mouth skills. Her response was "Because my parents disowned me for dressing up as a girl."

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