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5 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
I paid $0.54 for this game and I don't know if it was worth it. I often buy kid games because I have a child and figure they will play these at some point. I also find them relaxing and a nice little break compared to the high paced competitive games I often play. This is an interesting Math game that I found very confusing. The math is right, but confusing at times, especially how sometimes they do this diagonal arrow thing. It took me a moment to realize they only wanted the answer for one arrow at a time. It at first seemed complex and confusing when trying to understand what they actually meant/wanted as it lacks direction. I finished this in an hour and a half and probably could have done it sooner, As of now I could still request a refund with this being under 2 hours played, but I'm not that annoyed with it to do so. I just think if I had a child attempting to do this I'd have to really sit down and explain a lot of the problems as it was not intuitive to me. I don't think this is a bad game, but it's very short. There are definitely far better options that are easier to understand, especially for a game designed for young children. Based on that, and the lack of replay I do not recommend it, even at it's current price.
Posted 18 September, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
This game screams "Super Hexagon". It is addicting, absolutely frustrating, and insanely rewarding when you actually start completing some of these insane levels.

Turn Left, Turn Right, how hard can that be? Quite.

My biggest problem I've noticed is planning my moves in advance and my brain betraying me and turning when I am still on a straight path. Harder levels go faster and faster. It gets to the point where you aren't really "thinking" and just react. I'll beat a level and be amazed I completed it as it was like a blur. This is definitely hard and is a specialized type of "fun" that requires a deeper appreciation. The music in this game is fair, but the subtle beat and noises you generate from moving become quite hypnotic at times (really surreal).

I have a hard time understanding how anyone could argue that this isn't worth $3. How many hours of gameplay do you want for that much money? Worst case scenario, this is the game you put on when friends come over and have them have a go at it. Laughing at their pitiful attempts should be priceless.
Posted 12 May, 2016. Last edited 12 May, 2016.
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10.0 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Quite Creepy. Game does an excellent job of creating a fear of not wanting to turn around. Not generally a fan of horror themed games, I got caught offguard a few times and actually died. Definitely enjoyed it and absolutely recommend it.
Posted 1 January, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
235.7 hrs on record (25.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Unable to be friends with anyone who doesn't play this.

Paranoia The Game !!!
Posted 29 December, 2013.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.6 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
I was really pumped for this game considering people involved with "World Of Goo" created this. I bought it full retail on day 1. I was actually pretty disappointed. The game is most certainly fun, filled with lots of colorful explodey burny things, but it lacks direction. There is a challenge to unlock all of the hidden combinations you can make with the different toys, but isn't required to beat the game.

If you want to set things on fire, watch the colorful explosions and laugh evilly at burning teddy bears... Then this is the game for you. I would suggest getting it on sale as it is only 6-8 hours gameplay at most with no replay.
Posted 25 November, 2013.
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12 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Oh neat !!! Another steam sale, this game is super cheap... I wonder if i should buy it? Well the answer I give to you, is a resounding NO !!!

(Wait... you didn't play this long enough to give a fair review !!! -> Offline Mode)

This game tasks you to "figure out" how to advance by providing random tools or having you find/pick them up. You then need to figure out where to use/take these tools. I really did try my best to play this and enjoy it, but it essentially breaks down to a cheap flash game which forces you to click on everything and removes any possibility of an educated choice. Not a type of game I enjoy playing. It really removes the feel of it having a "puzzle" to solve.
Posted 25 November, 2013. Last edited 28 November, 2013.
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3 people found this review helpful
8.0 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Absolutely amazing !!!

Simple puzzle game. Get balls of goo from Point A to Point B. The hard part? Not always so easy. You score by getting more balls "home" and sometimes are forced to leave some behind (or they die an unfortunate death). This game covers a wide range of skill level making it easy to pick up yet leaving plenty of room for the more dedicated player with OCD 100% collection challenges.
Posted 25 November, 2013.
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178.5 hrs on record (153.5 hrs at review time)
Why Plants Vs Zombies?

Because despite it is essentially a tower defense game, it is done very well. A good amount of mini-games, puzzles and survival maps in addition to the main story. Silly, Quirky and just completely addicting.
Posted 25 November, 2013.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.2 hrs on record
Absolutely Timeless !!!

Having already played/completed this years and years ago, I recently played start to finish. My only goal was to obtain achievements and I ended up falling in love with this game all over again. There is a reason this game had such an impact on the gaming world. Why haven't you played this game yet?
Posted 15 October, 2013. Last edited 25 November, 2013.
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0.0 hrs on record
This is about 90 minutes of play time. Not to say it isn't an overwhelming amount of rich in YOUR FACE story. I think the Steam details are quite vague on the shortness of this, but if you want to help support the makers of TWD, it is worth the money. Else, I'd simply wait for Season 2. If you can't wait, get 400 days.
Posted 20 July, 2013. Last edited 25 November, 2013.
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