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Enough is Enough

Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:54pm

Assistant Branch Manager

As organized as a trail mix bag.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:54pm

The Bigger Man

You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:54pm

Love Comes First

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:55pm

Home Therapy

First session is always free.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:55pm

Resistance Is Futile

Your mind is now under new management.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:56pm

Cellar Support

It's always darkest before you turn on the light.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:57pm

Good Girl Bad Words

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:57pm

No Mercy On The Menu

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:57pm

Impatience Runs Thin

Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:58pm

Alliances Ain't Easy

You tried talking it through with Chloe...
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:58pm

Midnight Desire

At night, nobody can hear you moan...
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:58pm

A Royal Minx

If you want a queen... fuck her.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:58pm

The Best Bad Dream

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:59pm

The Mediator

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:59pm

Friend, Not Foe

Chloe, I came to bargain...
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:59pm

Bratty Behavior

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:59pm

The B-Word

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:02am

Blind Love

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:03am

Say Ahh!

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:04am

Senior Mediator

She's the true boss of this place.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:05am

Finger-Lickin' Good

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:06am

Freaky Forest

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:07am

Merciless God

It's not a murder if it's imaginary.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:07am

All Hands On Dick

Free is always a fair price.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:08am

Business Is Business

As long as the shareholders are happy.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:09am

Man Of Action

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:09am

Expert Mediator

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:11am

The Unwanted Protector

Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:11am

Good Looks Suit You

Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:11am

Baby's First Hit

... You guys accept debit, right?
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:11am

Three's A Crowd

Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:11am

Reverse Vibe Check

To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:11am

Love Is Dark

Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:11am

Front Office Backdoor

She's busy now. Please cum back later.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:11am

Keep Your Lovers Close

Being a good boy has its perks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:12am

I'm Not A Morning Person

... Butt I can make exceptions.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:12am

Pre-emptive Love Strike

Nice words cost you nothing.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:12am



Good Reception

You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.

Power Struggle

A power vacuum always finds a way.

Unexpected Ally

Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.

Honesty Is Best Policy

Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.

'Ight I'm Out

Some battles simply aren't worth your time.

Aggressive Feelings

Good. Very good...

Veni, Vidi, Vici

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.

Lessons In Growing Up

Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.

Foe Vs. Hoe

Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.

Love Always Comes

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.

Murder Mittens

The curtain's falling in slow motion...

Incoming!

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.

Nature's Frosting

Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?

Morale Booster

Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?

Matriarchal Court

You can't be judged when you're the executioner.

She's Still The Boss

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.

Too Ugly To Beat Up

Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.

Merciful God

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...

The War Room

Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.

I Should've Brought Popcorn

... And a pool full of jello.

Love Is Bright

It ain't much, but it's honest love.

The Voice Of Reason

Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.

It's Okay, I Guess

Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.

Loving Touch

Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.

Diplomacy Was Never An Option

The game was rigged from the start... or something.

Love Is Honesty

We're not a murderer, after all.

Love Is…

Bruh.

Keeping The Company

Let's exchange body heat…for science!

You Got It Wrong. I Am The Danger...

No sugar, please.

Step Aside, Please

You and your time will come.

Tough Love

Understanding is a choice. It's a shame to have none.