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Enough is Enough

Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:54

Assistant Branch Manager

As organized as a trail mix bag.
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:54

The Bigger Man

You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:54

Love Comes First

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:55

Home Therapy

First session is always free.
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:55

Resistance Is Futile

Your mind is now under new management.
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:56

Cellar Support

It's always darkest before you turn on the light.
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:57

Good Girl Bad Words

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:57

No Mercy On The Menu

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:57

Impatience Runs Thin

Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:58

Alliances Ain't Easy

You tried talking it through with Chloe...
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:58

Midnight Desire

At night, nobody can hear you moan...
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:58

A Royal Minx

If you want a queen... fuck her.
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:58

The Best Bad Dream

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:59

The Mediator

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:59

Friend, Not Foe

Chloe, I came to bargain...
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:59

Bratty Behavior

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.
Låst op: 2. feb. kl. 20:59

The B-Word

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:02

Blind Love

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:03

Say Ahh!

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:04

Senior Mediator

She's the true boss of this place.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:05

Finger-Lickin' Good

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:06

Freaky Forest

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:07

Merciless God

It's not a murder if it's imaginary.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:07

All Hands On Dick

Free is always a fair price.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:08

Business Is Business

As long as the shareholders are happy.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:09

Man Of Action

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:09

Expert Mediator

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:11

The Unwanted Protector

Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:11

Good Looks Suit You

Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:11

Baby's First Hit

... You guys accept debit, right?
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:11

Three's A Crowd

Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:11

Reverse Vibe Check

To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:11

Love Is Dark

Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:11

Front Office Backdoor

She's busy now. Please cum back later.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:11

Keep Your Lovers Close

Being a good boy has its perks.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:12

I'm Not A Morning Person

... Butt I can make exceptions.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:12

Pre-emptive Love Strike

Nice words cost you nothing.
Låst op: 3. feb. kl. 4:12



Good Reception

You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.

Power Struggle

A power vacuum always finds a way.

Unexpected Ally

Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.

Honesty Is Best Policy

Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.

'Ight I'm Out

Some battles simply aren't worth your time.

Aggressive Feelings

Good. Very good...

Veni, Vidi, Vici

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.

Lessons In Growing Up

Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.

Foe Vs. Hoe

Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.

Love Always Comes

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.

Murder Mittens

The curtain's falling in slow motion...

Incoming!

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.

Nature's Frosting

Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?

Morale Booster

Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?

Matriarchal Court

You can't be judged when you're the executioner.

She's Still The Boss

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.

Too Ugly To Beat Up

Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.

Merciful God

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...

The War Room

Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.

I Should've Brought Popcorn

... And a pool full of jello.

Love Is Bright

It ain't much, but it's honest love.

The Voice Of Reason

Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.

It's Okay, I Guess

Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.

Loving Touch

Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.

Diplomacy Was Never An Option

The game was rigged from the start... or something.

Love Is Honesty

We're not a murderer, after all.

Love Is…

Bruh.

Keeping The Company

Let's exchange body heat…for science!

You Got It Wrong. I Am The Danger...

No sugar, please.

Step Aside, Please

You and your time will come.

Tough Love

Understanding is a choice. It's a shame to have none.