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by far the biggest W in my life, pissing of a spy whom I saw cloak in the middle of a field and would check for because I didnt want to die

26 hours on record, ok sure dude, sure

ESP. multiple times he looked directly at me, multiples shot exactly where i was, completely invisible not moving, and then as soon as i say i get Gforce going he suddenly starts trying to hide it. your really cute dude, really cute

this guy big gay

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