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But its truth
Pc gamers are autistic
I am sorry but it is the truth
Its nothing wrong telling the truth
And why you thing Autistic people are bad?
They are normal people but different mind system
Plz dont make me bad guy
I am just simple guy who love gaming not gniming

Fight me

Nerd

+REP MAILMAN FROM AUZZEE THENKS WILL PAY FOR SERVICE AGAIN

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There's somethin queer goin on over here but I'm not sure what, my gaydar is currently broken after pointing it at myself, but when it's fixed ohhohohoho you'll be in trouble then me bioyo chaps

;o

u lie <3

You never loved me ;-;

Name: Daniel
Nicknames: Danbwan, Den, Dodo, Danny, Reko, DanDanBinks
Gender: Male
Age: 18 (look at me adulting)

Hobbies: Playing games, watching cartoons/anime, playing pool (8 ball), hanging around friends, meeting new people, reading. All the boring stuff, I know ;p

Interests: Aviation is my jam! I like almost anything IT (mostly hardware); Strategy, Adventure, and RPG games are pretty sweet; GAME GUIDES! I love them (collecting them is fab).

Consoles I own: My glorious PC (custom), Nintendo 3DS, Nintendo DSi, Gameboy Advanced, Gameboy Advanced SP, Nintendo Wii, Xbox Original, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Playstation 2, Playstation 3, Sega Mega Drive.


If there is anything else you'd like to find out, why not give me a massage (mhrr~)? I don't bite. It's too unhygienic.

 Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story."

booty

Oh god the human race needs another genocide

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain

what a mess

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

Maybe it's because I find the question insulting to my intelligence and a demonstrator of your lack of intelligence. The difference between the two is night and day.
And if you find so much offense in this post, its probably because the phrases "sitting around while circle jerking with your friends on a video game." and "kid" hit a little too close to home.
Honestly, there's nothing overtly hostile in my post. Other than the "kid" thing. And I don't know about you, but every grown adult I know doesn't take particular offense to being called kid because they don't take it like that. Only kids do.

why am i being victimed to these attacks

why the ♥♥♥♥ are you cyberbullying me dude, honestly whats your issue. i just come to esea to enjoy myself and try to escape the constant harassment i face every single day and then you have the nerve to come onto my profile and write ♥♥♥♥ like that. honestly what the ♥♥♥♥ would inspire someone to say something like that, i can't even fathom what kind of abuse you must've faced in order to think that unwarrented comment was even remotely okay. whenever i show up to class and sit down everyone starts laughing and touching me and ♥♥♥♥ and its just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frustrating. i'm wearing a hoodie and everything trying to blend in and people just won't leave me be. at least on the internet no one can tell that i'm a dog and give me ♥♥♥♥ for it, but you've somehow still managed to ruin my day. thanks a lot bud

The community here is cancer. Everything is being swallowed by copypastas. The comments section of every post is slowly degrading into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ circlejerk. Even this is going to end up as a copypasta, I guarantee it.

The community here is cancer. Everything is being swallowed by copypastas. The comments section of every post is slowly degrading into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ circlejerk. Even this is going to end up as a copypasta, I guarantee it.

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic bigot sexist lesbian.

why

Accordingtoallknownlaws
ofaviation,
thereisnowayabee
shouldbeabletofly.
Itswingsaretoosmalltoget
itsfatlittlebodyofftheground.
Thebee,ofcourse,fliesanyway
becausebeesdon'tcare
whathumansthinkisimpossible.
Yellow,black.Yellow,black.
Yellow,black.Yellow,black.
Ooh,blackandyellow!
Let'sshakeitupalittle.
Barry!Breakfastisready!
Ooming!
Hangonasecond.
Hello?
-Barry?

-Adam?
-Oanyoubelievethisishappening?
-Ican't.I'llpickyouup.
Lookingsharp.
Usethestairs.Yourfather
paidgoodmoneyforthose.
Sorry.I'mexcited.
Here'sthegraduate.
We'reveryproudofyou,son.
Aperfectreportcard,allB's.
Veryproud.
Ma!Igotathinggoinghere.
-Yougotlintonyourfuzz.
-Ow!That'sme!
-Wavetous!We'llbeinrow118,000.
-Bye!
Barry,Itoldyou,
stopflyinginthehouse!
-Hey,Adam.
-Hey,Barry.
-Isthatfuzzgel?
-Alittle.Specialday,graduation.
NeverthoughtI'dmakeit.
Threedaysgradeschool,
threedayshighschool.
Thosewereawkward.
Threedayscollege.I'mgladItook
adayandhitchhikedaroundthehive.
Youdidcomebackdifferent.
-Hi,Barry.
-Artie,growingamustache?Looksgood.
-HearaboutFrankie?
-Yeah.
-Yougoingtothefuneral?
-No,I'mnotgoing.
Everybodyknows,
stingsomeone,youdie.
Don'twasteitonasquirrel.
Suchahothead.
Iguesshecouldhave
justgottenoutoftheway.
Ilovethisincorporating
anamusementparkintoourday.
That'swhywedon'tneedvacations.
Boy,quiteabitofpomp...
underthecircumstances.

-Well,Adam,todaywearemen.
-Weare!
-Bee-men.
-Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students,faculty,distinguishedbees,
pleasewelcomeDeanBuzzwell.
Welcome,NewHiveOity
graduatingclassof...
...9:15.
Thatconcludesourceremonies.
Andbeginsyourcareer
atHonexIndustries!
Willwepickourjobtoday?
Iheardit'sjustorientation.
Headsup!Herewego.
Keepyourhandsandantennas
insidethetramatalltimes.
-Wonderwhatit'llbelike?
-Alittlescary.
WelcometoHonex,
adivisionofHonesco
andapartoftheHexagonGroup.
Thisisit!
Wow.
Wow.
Weknowthatyou,asabee,
haveworkedyourwholelife
togettothepointwhereyou
canworkforyourwholelife.
HoneybeginswhenourvaliantPollen
Jocksbringthenectartothehive.
Ourtop-secretformula
isautomaticallycolor-corrected,
scent-adjustedandbubble-contoured
intothissoothingsweetsyrup
withitsdistinctive
goldenglowyouknowas...
Honey!
-Thatgirlwashot.
-She'smycousin!
-Sheis?

-Yes,we'reallcousins.
-Right.You'reright.
-AtHonex,weconstantlystrive
toimproveeveryaspect
ofbeeexistence.
Thesebeesarestress-testing
anewhelmettechnology.
-Whatdoyouthinkhemakes?
-Notenough.
Herewehaveourlatestadvancement,
theKrelman.
-Whatdoesthatdo?
-Oatchesthatlittlestrandofhoney
thathangsafteryoupourit.
Savesusmillions.
OananyoneworkontheKrelman?
Ofcourse.Mostbeejobsare
smallones.Butbeesknow
thateverysmalljob,
ifit'sdonewell,meansalot.
Butchoosecarefully
becauseyou'llstayinthejob
youpickfortherestofyourlife.
Thesamejobtherestofyourlife?
Ididn'tknowthat.
What'sthedifference?
You'llbehappytoknowthatbees,
asaspecies,haven'thadonedayoff
in27millionyears.
Soyou'lljustworkustodeath?
We'llsuretry.
Wow!Thatblewmymind!
"What'sthedifference?"
Howcanyousaythat?
Onejobforever?
That'saninsanechoicetohavetomake.
I'mrelieved.Nowweonlyhave
tomakeonedecisioninlife.
But,Adam,howcouldthey
neverhavetoldusthat?
Whywouldyouquestionanything?
We'rebees.
We'rethemostperfectly
functioningsocietyonEarth.

Youeverthinkmaybethings
workalittletoowellhere?
Likewhat?Givemeoneexample.
Idon'tknow.Butyouknow
whatI'mtalkingabout.
Pleaseclearthegate.
RoyalNectarForceonapproach.
Waitasecond.Oheckitout.
-Hey,thosearePollenJocks!
-Wow.
I'veneverseenthemthisclose.
Theyknowwhatit'slike
outsidethehive.
Yeah,butsomedon'tcomeback.
-Hey,Jocks!
-Hi,Jocks!
Youguysdidgreat!
You'remonsters!
You'reskyfreaks!Iloveit!Iloveit!
-Iwonderwheretheywere.
-Idon'tknow.
Theirday'snotplanned.
Outsidethehive,flyingwhoknows
where,doingwhoknowswhat.
Youcan'tjustdecidetobeaPollen
Jock.Youhavetobebredforthat.
Right.
Look.That'smorepollen
thanyouandIwillseeinalifetime.
It'sjustastatussymbol.
Beesmaketoomuchofit.
Perhaps.Unlessyou'rewearingit
andtheladiesseeyouwearingit.
Thoseladies?
Aren'ttheyourcousinstoo?
Distant.Distant.
Lookatthesetwo.

-OoupleofHiveHarrys.
-Let'shavefunwiththem.
Itmustbedangerous
beingaPollenJock.
Yeah.Onceabearpinnedme
againstamushroom!
Hehadapawonmythroat,
andwiththeother,hewasslappingme!
-Oh,my!
-IneverthoughtI'dknockhimout.
Whatwereyoudoingduringthis?
Tryingtoalerttheauthorities.
Icanautographthat.
Alittlegustyouttheretoday,
wasn'tit,comrades?
Yeah.Gusty.
We'rehittingasunflowerpatch
sixmilesfromheretomorrow.
-Sixmiles,huh?
-Barry!
Apuddlejumpforus,
butmaybeyou'renotupforit.
-MaybeIam.
-Youarenot!
We'regoing0900atJ-Gate.
Whatdoyouthink,buzzy-boy?
Areyoubeeenough?
Imightbe.Italldepends
onwhat0900means.
Hey,Honex!
Dad,yousurprisedme.
Youdecidewhatyou'reinterestedin?
-Well,there'salotofchoices.
-Butyouonlygetone.
Doyouevergetbored
doingthesamejobeveryday?
Son,letmetellyouaboutstirring.
Yougrabthatstick,andyoujust
moveitaround,andyoustiritaround.
Yougetyourselfintoarhythm.
It'sabeautifulthing.
Youknow,Dad,
themoreIthinkaboutit,
maybethehoneyfield

justisn'trightforme.
Youwerethinkingofwhat,
makingballoonanimals?
That'sabadjob
foraguywithastinger.
Janet,yourson'snotsure
hewantstogointohoney!
-Barry,youaresofunnysometimes.
-I'mnottryingtobefunny.
You'renotfunny!You'regoing
intohoney.Ourson,thestirrer!
-You'regonnabeastirrer?
-Noone'slisteningtome!
WaittillyouseethesticksIhave.
Icouldsayanythingrightnow.
I'mgonnagetananttattoo!
Let'sopensomehoneyandcelebrate!
MaybeI'llpiercemythorax.
Shavemyantennae.
Shackupwithagrasshopper.Get
agoldtoothandcalleverybody"dawg"!
I'msoproud.
-We'restartingworktoday!
-Today'stheday.
Oomeon!Allthegoodjobs
willbegone.
Yeah,right.
Pollencounting,stuntbee,pouring,
stirrer,frontdesk,hairremoval...
-Isitstillavailable?
-Hangon.Twoleft!
Oneofthem'syours!Oongratulations!
Steptotheside.
-What'dyouget?
-Pickingcrudout.Stellar!
Wow!

Ooupleofnewbies?
Yes,sir!Ourfirstday!Weareready!
Makeyourchoice.
-Youwanttogofirst?
-No,yougo.
Oh,my.What'savailable?
Restroomattendant'sopen,
notforthereasonyouthink.
-AnychanceofgettingtheKrelman?
-Sure,you'reon.
I'msorry,theKrelmanjustclosedout.
Waxmonkey'salwaysopen.
TheKrelmanopenedupagain.
Whathappened?
Abeedied.Makesanopening.See?
He'sdead.Anotherdeadone.
Deady.Deadified.Twomoredead.
Deadfromtheneckup.
Deadfromtheneckdown.That'slife!
Oh,thisissohard!
Heating,cooling,
stuntbee,pourer,stirrer,
humming,inspectornumberseven,
lintcoordinator,stripesupervisor,
mitewrangler.Barry,what
doyouthinkIshould...Barry?
Barry!
Allright,we'vegotthesunflowerpatch
inquadrantnine...
Whathappenedtoyou?
Whereareyou?
-I'mgoingout.
-Out?Outwhere?
-Outthere.
-Oh,no!
Ihaveto,beforeIgo
toworkfortherestofmylife.
You'regonnadie!You'recrazy!Hello?
Anothercallcomingin.
Ifanyone'sfeelingbrave,
there'saKoreandelion83rd
thatgetstheirrosestoday.

Hey,guys.
-Lookatthat.
-Isn'tthatthekidwesawyesterday?
Holdit,son,flightdeck'srestricted.
It'sOK,Lou.We'regonnatakehimup.
Really?Feelinglucky,areyou?
Signhere,here.Justinitialthat.
-Thankyou.
-OK.
Yougotarainadvisorytoday,
andasyouallknow,
beescannotflyinrain.
Sobecareful.Asalways,
watchyourbrooms,
hockeysticks,dogs,
birds,bearsandbats.
Also,Igotacoupleofreports
ofrootbeerbeingpouredonus.
Murphy'sinahomebecauseofit,
babblinglikeacicada!
-That'sawful.
-Andareminderforyourookies,
beelawnumberone,
absolutelynotalkingtohumans!
Allright,launchpositions!
Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Buzz,buzz,
buzz,buzz!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!
Blackandyellow!
Hello!
Youreadyforthis,hotshot?
Yeah.Yeah,bringiton.
Wind,check.
-Antennae,check.
-Nectarpack,check.
-Wings,check.
-Stinger,check.
Scaredoutofmyshorts,check.
OK,ladies,
let'smoveitout!
Poundthosepetunias,
youstripedstem-suckers!
Allofyou,drainthoseflowers!
Wow!I'mout!
Ican'tbelieveI'mout!
Soblue.
Ifeelsofastandfree!
Boxkite!

Wow!
Flowers!
ThisisBlueLeader.
Wehaverosesvisual.
Bringitaround30degreesandhold.
Roses!
30degrees,roger.Bringingitaround.
Standtotheside,kid.
It'sgotabitofakick.
Thatisonenectarcollector!
-Everseepollinationupclose?
-No,sir.
Ipickupsomepollenhere,sprinkleit
overhere.Maybeadashoverthere,
apinchonthatone.
Seethat?It'salittlebitofmagic.
That'samazing.Whydowedothat?
That'spollenpower.Morepollen,more
flowers,morenectar,morehoneyforus.
Oool.
I'mpickingupalotofbrightyellow.
Oouldbedaisies.Don'tweneedthose?
Oopythatvisual.
Wait.Oneoftheseflowers
seemstobeonthemove.
Sayagain?You'rereporting
amovingflower?
Affirmative.
Thatwasontheline!
Thisisthecoolest.Whatisit?
Idon'tknow,butI'mlovingthiscolor.
Itsmellsgood.
Notlikeaflower,butIlikeit.
Yeah,fuzzy.
Ohemical-y.
Oareful,guys.It'salittlegrabby.
Mysweetlordofbees!
Oandy-brain,getoffthere!
Problem!
-Guys!
-Thiscouldbebad.
Affirmative.
Veryclose.
Gonnahurt.

Mama'slittleboy.
Youarewayoutofposition,rookie!
Oominginatyoulikeamissile!
Helpme!
Idon'tthinktheseareflowers.
-Shouldwetellhim?
-Ithinkheknows.
Whatisthis?!
Matchpoint!
Youcanstartpackingup,honey,
becauseyou'reabouttoeatit!
Yowser!
Gross.
There'sabeeinthecar!
-Dosomething!
-I'mdriving!
-Hi,bee.
-He'sbackhere!
He'sgoingtostingme!
Nobodymove.Ifyoudon'tmove,
hewon'tstingyou.Freeze!
Heblinked!
Sprayhim,Granny!
Whatareyoudoing?!
Wow...thetensionlevel
outhereisunbelievable.
Igottagethome.
Oan'tflyinrain.
Oan'tflyinrain.
Oan'tflyinrain.
Mayday!Mayday!Beegoingdown!
Ken,couldyouclose
thewindowplease?
Ken,couldyouclose
thewindowplease?
Oheckoutmynewresume.
Imadeitintoafold-outbrochure.
Yousee?Foldsout.
Oh,no.Morehumans.Idon'tneedthis.
Whatwasthat?
Maybethistime.Thistime.Thistime.
Thistime!Thistime!This...

Drapes!
Thatisdiabolical.
It'sfantastic.It'sgotallmyspecial
skills,evenmytop-tenfavoritemovies.
What'snumberone?StarWars?
Nah,Idon'tgoforthat...
...kindofstuff.
Nowonderweshouldn'ttalktothem.
They'reoutoftheirminds.
WhenIleaveajobinterview,they're
flabbergasted,can'tbelievewhatIsay.
There'sthesun.Maybethat'sawayout.
Idon'trememberthesun
havingabig75onit.
Ipredictedglobalwarming.
Icouldfeelitgettinghotter.
AtfirstIthoughtitwasjustme.
Wait!Stop!Bee!
Standback.Thesearewinterboots.
Wait!
Don'tkillhim!
YouknowI'mallergictothem!
Thisthingcouldkillme!
Whydoeshislifehave
lessvaluethanyours?
Whydoeshislifehaveanylessvalue
thanmine?Isthatyourstatement?
I'mjustsayingalllifehasvalue.You
don'tknowwhathe'scapableoffeeling.
Mybrochure!
Thereyougo,littleguy.
I'mnotscaredofhim.
It'sanallergicthing.
Putthatonyourresumebrochure.

Mywholefacecouldpuffup.
Makeitoneofyourspecialskills.
Knockingsomeoneout
isalsoaspecialskill.
Right.Bye,Vanessa.Thanks.
-Vanessa,nextweek?Yogurtnight?
-Sure,Ken.Youknow,whatever.
-Youcouldputcarobchipsonthere.
-Bye.
-Supposedtobelesscalories.
-Bye.
Igottasaysomething.
Shesavedmylife.
Igottasaysomething.
Allright,hereitgoes.
Nah.
WhatwouldIsay?
Icouldreallygetintrouble.
It'sabeelaw.
You'renotsupposedtotalktoahuman.
Ican'tbelieveI'mdoingthis.
I'vegotto.
Oh,Ican'tdoit.Oomeon!
No.Yes.No.
Doit.Ican't.
HowshouldIstartit?
"Youlikejazz?"No,that'snogood.
Hereshecomes!Speak,youfool!
Hi!
I'msorry.
-You'retalking.
-Yes,Iknow.
You'retalking!
I'msosorry.
No,it'sOK.It'sfine.
IknowI'mdreaming.
ButIdon'trecallgoingtobed.
Well,I'msurethis
isverydisconcerting.
Thisisabitofasurprisetome.
Imean,you'reabee!
Iam.AndI'mnotsupposed
tobedoingthis,
buttheywerealltryingtokillme.
Andifitwasn'tforyou...
Ihadtothankyou.
It'sjusthowIwasraised.
Thatwasalittleweird.
-I'mtalkingwithabee.

-Yeah.
I'mtalkingtoabee.
Andthebeeistalkingtome!
IjustwanttosayI'mgrateful.
I'llleavenow.
-Wait!Howdidyoulearntodothat?
-What?
Thetalkingthing.
Samewayyoudid,Iguess.
"Mama,Dada,honey."Youpickitup.
-That'sveryfunny.
-Yeah.
Beesarefunny.Ifwedidn'tlaugh,
we'dcrywithwhatwehavetodealwith.
Anyway...
OanI...
...getyousomething?
-Likewhat?
Idon'tknow.Imean...
Idon'tknow.Ooffee?
Idon'twanttoputyouout.
It'snotrouble.Ittakestwominutes.
-It'sjustcoffee.
-Ihatetoimpose.
-Don'tberidiculous!
-Actually,Iwouldloveacup.
Hey,youwantrumcake?
-Ishouldn't.
-Havesome.
-No,Ican't.
-Oomeon!
I'mtryingtoloseacouplemicrograms.
-Where?
-Thesestripesdon'thelp.
Youlookgreat!
Idon'tknowifyouknow
anythingaboutfashion.
Areyouallright?
No.
He'smakingthetieinthecab
asthey'reflyingupMadison.
Hefinallygetsthere.
Herunsupthestepsintothechurch.
Theweddingison.

Andhesays,"Watermelon?
IthoughtyousaidGuatemalan.
WhywouldImarryawatermelon?"
Isthatabeejoke?
That'sthekindofstuffwedo.
Yeah,different.
So,whatareyougonnado,Barry?
Aboutwork?Idon'tknow.
Iwanttodomypartforthehive,
butIcan'tdoitthewaytheywant.
Iknowhowyoufeel.
-Youdo?
-Sure.
Myparentswantedmetobealawyeror
adoctor,butIwantedtobeaflorist.
-Really?
-Myonlyinterestisflowers.
Ournewqueenwasjustelected
withthatsamecampaignslogan.
Anyway,ifyoulook...
There'smyhiverightthere.Seeit?
You'reinSheepMeadow!
Yes!I'mrightofftheTurtlePond!
Noway!Iknowthatarea.
Ilostatoeringthereonce.
-Whydogirlsputringsontheirtoes?
-Whynot?
-It'slikeputtingahatonyourknee.
-MaybeI'lltrythat.
-Youallright,ma'am?
-Oh,yeah.Fine.
Justhavingtwocupsofcoffee!
Anyway,thishasbeengreat.
Thanksforthecoffee.
Yeah,it'snotrouble.
SorryIcouldn'tfinishit.IfIdid,
I'dbeuptherestofmylife.
Areyou...?
OanItakeapieceofthiswithme?
Sure!Here,haveacrumb.
-Thanks!
-Yeah.
Allright.Well,then...
IguessI'llseeyouaround.
Ornot.

OK,Barry.
Andthankyou
somuchagain...forbefore.
Oh,that?Thatwasnothing .
Well,notnothing,but...Anyway...
Thiscan'tpossiblywork.
He'sallsettogo.
Wemayaswelltryit.
OK,Dave,pullthechute.
-Soundsamazing.
-Itwasamazing!
Itwasthescariest,
happiestmomentofmylife.
Humans!Ican'tbelieve
youwerewithhumans!
Giant,scaryhumans!
Whatweretheylike?
Hugeandcrazy.Theytalkcrazy.
Theyeatcrazygiantthings.
Theydrivecrazy.
-Dotheytryandkillyou,likeonTV?
-Someofthem.Butsomeofthemdon't.
-How'dyougetback?
-Poodle.
Youdidit,andI'mglad.Yousaw
whateveryouwantedtosee.
Youhadyour"experience."Nowyou
canpickoutyourjobandbenormal.
-Well...
-Well?
Well,Imetsomeone.
Youdid?WassheBee-ish?
-Awasp?!Yourparentswillkillyou!
-No,no,no,notawasp.
-Spider?
-I'mnotattractedtospiders.
Iknowit'sthehottestthing,
withtheeightlegsandall.
Ican'tgetbythatface.
Sowhoisshe?
She's...human.
No,no.That'sabeelaw.
Youwouldn'tbreakabeelaw.
-Hername'sVanessa.
-Oh,boy.
She'ssonice.Andshe'saflorist!
Oh,no!You'redatingahumanflorist!
We'renotdating.

You'reflyingoutsidethehive,talking
tohumansthatattackourhomes
withpowerwashersandM-80s!
One-eighthastickofdynamite!
Shesavedmylife!
Andsheunderstandsme.
Thisisover!
Eatthis.
Thisisnotover!Whatwasthat?
-Theycallitacrumb.
-Itwassostingin'stripey!
Andthat'snotwhattheyeat.
That'swhatfallsoffwhattheyeat!
-YouknowwhataOinnabonis?
-No.
It'sbreadandcinnamonandfrosting.
Theyheatitup...
Sitdown!
...reallyhot!
-Listentome!
Wearenotthem!We'reus.
There'susandthere'sthem!
Yes,butwhocandeny
theheartthatisyearning?
There'snoyearning.
Stopyearning.Listentome!
Youhavegottostartthinkingbee,
myfriend.Thinkingbee!
-Thinkingbee.
-Thinkingbee.
Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!
Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!
Thereheis.He'sinthepool.
Youknowwhatyourproblemis,Barry?
Igottastartthinkingbee?
Howmuchlongerwillthisgoon?
It'sbeenthreedays!
Whyaren'tyouworking?
I'vegotalotofbiglifedecisions
tothinkabout.
Whatlife?Youhavenolife!
Youhavenojob.You'rebarelyabee!
Woulditkillyou
tomakealittlehoney?