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After a good game in JKA, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great JKA and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a JKA lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was sp cfg enjoyer.
Don't trust this guy

Devil May Cry 2 saved my life

Today I got robbed by an armed man, while I was handling over my stuff he noticed my DMC2 copy and started criticizing how bad the game is (i was kinda forced to agree with him).
After some ranting we realize we're both member from this group, then he returned my wallet to me.
Before parting ways he used my dmc 2 copy for target practice (he missed one shoot), then i went home safe and sound.
If the robber is reading this rn i just wanted to tell you you have skill issue.

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

My nawme... iws Gyoubu Masataka Oniwa! As i bweathe, uwu wiww nowt pass the castwe gate!

You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like 'The Merchant of Venice' or 'Death in Venice'. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT ♥♥♥♥ PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!