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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 235.4 hrs on record (51.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:18am

I bought this game and it looked really good!

I kill*d a person on a horse,
I walked in the villages half naked,
stole a sword,
kill*ed people with the sword,
I drank a potion that tasted terrible,
And then I came home and played Elden Ring
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bandit&pasiva #Lazarus 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:07pm 
and you kill triple the people you kill irl in the game too