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Posted: 20 Jan, 2019 @ 4:01am

You hear a lot of New Vegas but bet you haven't heard anyone tell you Cass cucks you in her best outcome ending. You may have saved her life, you may have single handedly changed the outcome of a war, you may have fought with her through thick and thin but dagnabbit Bobby if that random grunt that was in your room for some reason wasn't T H I C C. They also don't tell you that the epilogue after that involved rope, 2 mininuke mines and a choice between soldier boy or a years worth of beer. in the event of her choosing the soldier boy we detonate both, in the event she gets pissy we proceed to chuck her at the roman impersonation cult and return to our side bae at the vault hotel, who recently earned a promotion to top tier bae.
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