Samurai Jackmeoff
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I am the realest super sand lesbian
This is not a joke, this is a serious cry for help. Please help me find my father.
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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen!
Welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! The series where I play Minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider.
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76561199001741998 3 Aug, 2024 @ 2:27am 
+rep nice profile😉
76561199001612743 6 May, 2024 @ 9:35am 
+rep nice profile😉
I said, "That Aint No Free Corn" 10 Sep, 2022 @ 1:32pm 
Let's say you've been a bad boy. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty boy even. Ok, and if you were a naughty boy, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's boy.

Now that we have established that you are both a bad boy and daddy's boy, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad boy deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my boy, so I am the one who must provide punishment.
Samurai Jackmeoff 9 Aug, 2022 @ 5:18pm 
Twitter I am once again offering you my boy puss.
Dems Ma Toes 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:43pm 
Lean ♥♥♥♥.....Atkins, maybe Jenny Craig, but def Lean...
Drive 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:48pm 
-rep talks too much