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Only plays games that start with W. Has one foot in a shoe at all times. Can barely walk around because of his inward facing feet. Once tried to create a road so straight in Minecraft that he broke the game. Can easily ♥♥♥♥ out a whole chicken with ease. Missing all of his top teeth due to lack of foreskin. Hasn't bought a game that doesn't start with W in over 2 years. Looks like a watermelon that was shot out of a cannon and hit the side of a building at Mach 1.

-rep, dribbles on about Romans and neckbeards. Has no feet and calls Sam white when he is actually Samoan. Likes to eat salads that contain just lettuce that he stole from some poor Amish family 2 streets down, likes apple pie but his Parkinson's is far too strong for him to actually eat any. Might be the most blind prick to ever be known in the existence of the universe, also enjoys frantically flailing his very short and crippled arms around. 10/10 would stab in the rectum again.

Lol, that is fantastic! xD And yeah, I wasn't on this morning because my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alarm failed to wake me >:(

Well... at uni stalking my download progress and this popped into my head.
Was a bit disappointed I didn't see you online this morning. Where is the dedication?

7am, waking up in the morning
♥♥♥♥ being fresh, gotta get planetside
Turn my computer on, start that download
Seein' everything, everybody's installin'
Tickin' on and on, time is going
Gotta get down to the console
Gotta spawn my Lib, I see my firends!

Pilot in the front seat
Gunner in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

Its launch day, launch day
Gotta install on launch day
Everbody's lookin' forward to the awesome gameplay, gameplay
Launch day, launch day
Gettin' down on launch day
Everybody's lookin' forward to Planetside.

By this point I realised I have already taken this waaayyyy too far so I will stop and hang my head in shame.