What can I say about Doctor Alexander P. Sexual. I could say that he spent 12 years in Northern Tanzania hunting big game and precious jewels. I could say that he was raised on The HMS Ibis and slowley climbed the ranks from a lowly deck swab to the grand rank of Sailing Master before he took his leave to pursue greater thing. I could say that he was the world champion in an Indonesian underground death club. I could even say that he took on a 420lbs Silverback alpha and won. Some of these are true, and none of them are false, for the man you and I know as Doctor Alexander P. Sexual indeed is not a real man, but an idea. An idea that we all have, a sort of primal concept that everyone including you is unique. The thought that "I can do it because I am me!" Dr. Sexual does not ask for anything but your top effort! He encourages the idea that you can do it, because in his eyes, you can! So, for the sake of Doctor Alexander P. Sexual's honor, believe in the you that Doctor Alexander T. Sexual believes in, The Best You!