-rep, ate one of my pool noodles

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was sus. Don't trust this guy.

True and real

at least 3 hours on minecraft

Dog balls in my mouth

Hey!, fellow jackpauler! You seem like a cool old fella, and Ive seen you on jackpauls youtube saying, "I love Jake Paulers!<3" So I searched your name up on steam, and there it was! Sowwy if you didnt like that :(. But you should really hit me up to play, Im a nice guy though! How about we go on your minecraft realm so we can watch that sunset together :3,In conclusion, you should let me hit that DAB!!11!!! Love ya- grandma
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