Roland Culay's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2016 @ 9:43am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 9:04am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2016 @ 6:36pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 9:58am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2016 @ 5:53pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2018 @ 10:11am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2018 @ 11:16am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 1:48pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 7:11pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 11:46am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2016 @ 11:13am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 8:30am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 11:07am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 12:37pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 10:46am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 10:04am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 6:09pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 8:11am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 1:12pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2016 @ 10:14am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 3:29pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 10:19am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 12:10pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 10:06am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2018 @ 11:03am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2016 @ 6:03pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 7:05pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 10:36am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 11:07am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 8:24am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 10:21am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 7:10pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 6:15pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2016 @ 10:34am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 10:53am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 7:12pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 9:35am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2018 @ 10:13am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 8:05am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2018 @ 11:14am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 4:32pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 11:59am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 12:58pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2018 @ 9:58am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 8:56am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 8:34am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 1:12pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 12:19pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 6:56pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2021 @ 6:51am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 29 Apr, 2021 @ 5:29pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2019 @ 3:36pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2018 @ 10:54am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

17 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

210 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30