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Odemčeno 56 z 89 (63 %) achievementů:
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odemčeno 13. pro. 2016 v 9.43

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 9.04

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odemčeno 13. pro. 2016 v 18.36

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 9.58

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odemčeno 13. pro. 2016 v 17.53

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odemčeno 27. srp. 2018 v 10.11

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odemčeno 27. srp. 2018 v 11.16

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odemčeno 17. led. 2019 v 13.48

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odemčeno 17. led. 2019 v 19.11

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odemčeno 21. led. 2019 v 11.46

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odemčeno 13. pro. 2016 v 11.13

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 8.30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odemčeno 21. led. 2019 v 11.07

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odemčeno 17. led. 2019 v 12.37

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odemčeno 21. led. 2019 v 10.46

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 10.04

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odemčeno 16. led. 2019 v 18.09

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 8.11

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odemčeno 17. led. 2019 v 13.12

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odemčeno 13. pro. 2016 v 10.14

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odemčeno 21. led. 2019 v 15.29

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 10.19

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odemčeno 17. led. 2019 v 12.10

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 10.06

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odemčeno 27. srp. 2018 v 11.03

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odemčeno 13. pro. 2016 v 18.03

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Odemčeno 17. led. 2019 v 19.05

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 10.36

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odemčeno 21. led. 2019 v 11.07

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 8.24

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 10.21

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2021 v 17.19

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odemčeno 17. led. 2019 v 19.10

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odemčeno 17. led. 2019 v 18.15

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odemčeno 13. pro. 2016 v 10.34

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 10.53

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odemčeno 17. led. 2019 v 19.12

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 9.35

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 27. srp. 2018 v 10.13

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 8.05

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odemčeno 27. srp. 2018 v 11.14

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odemčeno 6. úno. 2021 v 16.32

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 17. led. 2019 v 11.59

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odemčeno 17. led. 2019 v 12.58

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odemčeno 27. srp. 2018 v 9.58

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 8.56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odemčeno 14. pro. 2016 v 8.34

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odemčeno 17. led. 2019 v 13.12

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odemčeno 17. led. 2019 v 12.19

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odemčeno 2. úno. 2020 v 18.56

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odemčeno 6. úno. 2021 v 17.50

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odemčeno 7. úno. 2021 v 6.51

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2021 v 17.41

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 29. dub. 2021 v 17.29

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odemčeno 21. led. 2019 v 15.36

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Odemčeno 27. srp. 2018 v 10.54



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
17 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
210 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+8

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