Recent reviews by Spankleford

This game is not for everyone, the humor is dated and the gameplay is kind of basic. But it is still super fun and if you are into crass humor this might be the game for you. It is short and doesn't overstay its welcome by being overly long.

This is a fantastic JRPG and any fans of Chrono Trigger or Super Mario RPG should check it out.

Absolutely fantastic game if you are a WH40k fan, the story is insanely good with the multiplayer modes being a ton of fun as well.

This expansion is VERY slow to start, it takes ages for the story to pick up pace and really become enjoyable. By ages I mean several hours, of course, but in the end I think it was probably one of my favorite expansions. The music is on point as usual, every area is gorgeous and very well made, and the new dungeons are all really fun. The two new DPS jobs are also really well made and easy to pick up for someone new with tons of room to learn. I'd say that the entire second half of this expansion makes up for the lack of proper pacing within the first half. Once it gets started it snowballs and became an emotional and amazing experience for me.

Dawntrail has a ton of character development and treats your Warrior of LIght as a side character for the most part due to what is going on in the plot, which is okay. It could have been done better but I still enjoyed my time with this expansion and in the end, it has a special place in my heart for how it made me feel. I wouldn't say it is a story made for everyone, but I do think that it will be worth playing in smaller bursts rather than trying to power through those first long hours of the game.

This game is simple yet absolutely amazing, a friend gifted it to me so we could play together the second we found it and it had been a blast. It is super cute, difficult, and fun to play with tons of variety for your upgrades for each class. If you like Final Fantasy 14 or even Touhou I think this will be a game that you enjoy.

This was an amazing little game made with lots of love from the devs. If you're a fan of older Resident Evil and Silent Hill games this is a game you will enjoy.

This is probably one of the better survival games out there in my opinion. Building your castle is super fun and it's nice that buffs are given to you through feeding on creatures throughout the game. Usually making food is just an annoyance to me in these sorts of games, but getting a little gameplay reward for it just makes this better for me. Going through the game to kill bosses to get more access to better crafting and refining stations is a neat way to get players to progress through the game as well.

This went from a game I love and adore to something I never want to play again in the span of just a few months. Devs keep balancing weapons like this is a PvP game and making every weapon players choose to use just complete garbage. Not a fan of how they operate and am just sick of how they treat balancing.

Remove the stupid MTX stuff, let people have more than one character, allow us to have more than two types of saves per character, make the fast travel item less expensive and not as rare, and remove the anti-cheat from the single player game. Do all that and you have a fantastic game, Until then it's really just a shell of what the first game was. It's half as magical and mysterious as the first game. The story is the same as the first game with a small twist in it and it's just not what you expect from a $70 AAA game. Unless you absolutely love the first game, this is not worth it at all.

It's like if you took all of the fun parts of Payday 2 out of the game and then only had 8 heists along with that nonsense. At best this is a 10 dollar game and it's being sold for 40/70/90 dollars. Absolutely not worth any of the money they are asking for right now.

Edit: Oh right, ammo and medic bags are completely unavailable for me to select for a deployable while being available for other players. Real good stuff right there.