+rep fun guy

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and whispered in my my ear "I'm your daddy." Bewildered, I said "ha ha, very funny." But then continued to show me old photographs of us together, him holding me as an infant. Getting creeped out I called my mom and sure enough after a one night stand with my mom, I was conceived. I was so happy that I was reunited with my dad after 32 years. But then sure enough he was gone again. I will never forget those two nights together, just playing csgo and catching up on lost time. +rep for the good times...-rep for making mom cry.

I dreamt about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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♥♥♥♥ and ball torture is the torture for you and meeeeeeeeeeeee

Any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be on here hmu i got a large peepee