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𝓗𝓐𝓟𝓟𝓨 𝓝𝓔𝓦 𝓨𝓔𝓐𝓡
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⢾⠇⠨⡦⠀⠂
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⢈⣹⠜⠻⢾⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⢠⣿⡵⠾⣻⣶⠿⠦
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⢀⣠⣮⣦⡶⠻⠛⢶⣄⡀⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣽⠏⠁⣠⣂⣦⣈⣝⣦⣄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⣠⣾⣵⣾⣾⠟⡙⠟⠿⣍⡉⠀⠀⠆
⠀⠰⠀⠀⠄⣠⣶⣾⣭⡶⠟⠻⣶⡰⣜⣳⣦⣄⠀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣿⣋⡴⣪⠎⣄⡙⠻⠿⣯⣉⠉⠀⠀
⠀⠂⠀⢀⣉⡭⢿⡛⣛⣵⠎⠀⠙⢾⣶⣦⣭⣷⣦⠐⠀
⠀⠀⢈⣙⣿⡿⠿⠟⣋⢅⡄⡄⡐⣄⢤⣉⠷⢦⣄⣀⠠
⠐⠾⠿⢽⣷⡶⠶⡿⣓⣭⣾⣿⢷⣬⣓⢿⠿⠿⣯⣉⣁
⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⠉⢀⣿⢿⡀⠙⠋⠓⠿⠿⠏⠉⠉
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠤⠶⠾⢿⡯⠷⠶⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀
𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼
After a solid game in CS:GO, I added him because he seemed like a chill dude. We started chatting, sharing strats, and queueing together. Over time, we became close — not just teammates but actual bros. Late-night Dust 2 clutches, spicy Mirage smokes, and endless trash talk about who carried harder.
One day, he suggested we meet up IRL for a LAN party at his place. I thought, “What could go wrong? It’s my CS buddy.” So, I stocked up on Doritos and energy drinks, and went to his place to play a match.
After a typical day of travel... 3 speeding tickets, 1 short international plane flight, a small fender bender, 1 bag of blow, 2 high speed chases, and a short gunfight with the local militia, I was finally at his door...